to the guy who stole the airplane toilet seat

To the guy who broke the toilet seat on my already delayed flight to Alexandria:

I wasn’t particularly angry about the fact that there was a broken toilet seat in the plane. Rather, I was upset that your dumb ass decided not to inform anyone as you deplaned. Your decision left me in some backward town with no car and I made me late for my first appointment of the following morning.

The airline officials say that you made off with half the seat.  What? Was that a souvineir of your trip? Did your personal commuter jet not come with the seat? Or at least was missing half?

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